A downloadable masterpiece for Windows, macOS, and Linux

Buy Now$420.00 USD or more

No Wheels Racing is a wheely fun game!

You play online with 11 other racers, but you'll soon find that you can't move, since your car has no wheels. Will you find a way to win? Or will you leave your car and disqualify yourself from the race?

This game is intended as a deconstruction of what it means to be a racing game, and also what it means to be a multiplayer game (since no one is moving).

Originally created for the Meta Game Jam, I never released No Wheels Racing because I thought this game was too awful to release.

Purchase

Buy Now$420.00 USD or more

In order to download this masterpiece you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $420 USD. You will get access to the following files:

No Wheels Racing WINDOWS.zip 68 MB
No Wheels Racing MAC.zip 84 MB
No Wheels Racing LINUX.zip 73 MB

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Goty 2020

420 dol, excelente

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Why is it 420 dollars? So expensive!

you can also pay 69 dollars if 420 is too much.

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absolutely phenomental. a masterpiece. a breakthrough in the field. puts other racing games to shame. 

On the Linux version, I can't seem to get the car to honk: space does nothing. If anybody knows of a solution to this problem, that would be most appreciated: I was very much looking forward to playing this.

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very cheap game

No it isn't! It is $400!

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sarcasm exists

LOL

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420.00$!?!?!?!?!?!!! WHHAAAATTTT

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Um excuse me I was promised no wheels racing but I am like 80% sure steering wheels are still wheels, this is false advertising please refund me my .001 cents okay thanks

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Total turn off for me. 

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Now that's what I call AAAAAAAAAAAA Game Award winning game ever exist in the universe XD hahahahahahahaaaa!!!


edit: evet? XD lmao! ever!

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art

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I can now die happy.

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Truly Amazing Game. My first race was a real nail biter but after 4 minutes and 20 seconds I humbly bowed out in 12th place. This game really is one of those "a minute to learn, a lifetime to master" things! 

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Awesome.

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Worth all 420 dollars

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MFW I actually try to play the game.

Also missed out on the opportunity to say "Dis-koala-fied" when you quit. 0/10

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How do you turn the wheel?

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just finished my race, what a game!

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TBH the price is fair

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Breathtaking.

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Incredible soft-body physics and graphics.  It puts modern racing games like Dirt Rally 2 to shame. I can't believe this is given away in the bundle, given the price tag it normally sells for.  The experience is intense, and I really appreciated being able to play without a proper steering wheel and pedals.  The online matchmaking works perfectly, and sitting on the start line your heart will be thumping as the countdown timer ticks down.  It's just a sublime experience.

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Best game of the Bundle for Racial Justice and Equality. Easy.

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This game is a masterpeice. Truly eye-opening. It asks deep questions, and has shattered my perception of reality. One of the most thought-provoking games of all time. And the gameplay is varied and challenging, but never unfair. Don't be fooled by the racing genre tag. This is a work of art in every sense of the word. Don't let the steep price tag put you off. This worth every cent of the $420 asking price.

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This Game is a Masterpiece.

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Quite the learning curve but after a spending a few hours its definetly worth the price.
honk/10

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It was honestly exactly what I expected.  10/10 Loved it.

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You literally cannot do anything. 10/10

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I will be using this in my next semester of Game Design 305, this truly challenges the racing and multiplayer genre to the core. The first online multiplayer racing game with collision enabled, but its impossible to corner bomb, truly revolutionary. Assetto and Forza have tried for years to make a simulation that can be approached by the simplist of players and also enjoyed by hardcore fanatics and this title brings it all.

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Will we ever get a video demonstration of this game? Or a demo? Haha. Sadly I can't pay $420 to experience this joke.

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Its now part of a huge 5 dollar bundle; the Bundle for Racial Justice and Equality

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Hell yes. I already bought that bundle too. Thank ya.

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No prob!

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This part caught my eye too, I had to download it to test XD