A downloadable masterpiece for Windows, macOS, and Linux

Buy Now$420.00 USD or more

No Wheels Racing is a wheely fun game!

You play online with 15 other racers, but you'll soon find that you can't move, since your car has no wheels. Will you find a way to win? Or will you leave your car and disqualify yourself from the race?

This game is intended as a deconstruction of what it means to be a racing game, and also what it means to be a multiplayer game (since no one is moving).

Originally created for the Meta Game Jam, I never released No Wheels Racing because I thought this game was too awful to release.


Buy Now$420.00 USD or more

In order to download this masterpiece you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $420 USD. You will get access to the following files:

No Wheels Racing WINDOWS.zip 68 MB
No Wheels Racing MAC.zip 84 MB
No Wheels Racing LINUX.zip 73 MB


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Will we ever get a video demonstration of this game? Or a demo? Haha. Sadly I can't pay $420 to experience this joke.