A downloadable masterpiece for Windows, macOS, and Linux

Buy Now$420.00 USD or more

No Wheels Racing is a wheely fun game!

You play online with 11 other racers, but you'll soon find that you can't move, since your car has no wheels. Will you find a way to win? Or will you leave your car and disqualify yourself from the race?

This game is intended as a deconstruction of what it means to be a racing game, and also what it means to be a multiplayer game (since no one is moving).

Created for the Meta Game Jam.

StatusReleased
PlatformsWindows, macOS, Linux
Rating
Rated 3.9 out of 5 stars
(46 total ratings)
AuthorXavier Ekkel
GenreRacing
Tags3D, Altgame, Boring, Comedy, Experimental, Fast-Paced, Funny, Horrible, Multiplayer

Purchase

Buy Now$420.00 USD or more

In order to download this masterpiece you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $420 USD. You will get access to the following files:

No Wheels Racing WINDOWS.zip 68 MB
No Wheels Racing MAC.zip 84 MB
No Wheels Racing LINUX.zip 73 MB

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im just laughing my ass off looking at the title image. 420 or more? lolololol

What are the controls? How do I brake? Needs better tutorials

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i got this game for 5 dollars losers

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still expensive

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i broke down into tears witnessing this... i wanted to play a cool racing game, but i accidentally stumbled upon this game, NAY fine art. THIS IS A MASTERPIECE!

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Literally the best game. Ever.

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i am broke lol

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lmao what is this

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Is there some way to report players for honking at me?  Because I'm moving as fast as I can, but people keep honking at me, and it's really annoying.

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There is no wheel support in this game...

Don't tell me that I spend over $400+ for a G29+Shifter and stand over nothing now!

lol XDXDXD

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Would like to be able to pay-to-win and maybe some koala lootboxes, pls fix? Good game but doesn't steal enough money from me for how emotionally invested I am

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Will this game receive VR support in the future?

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If you measure the value of a game based on play time, then when you finish your first lap this game will have been the greatest bargain ever.

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I just logged into itch.io and it displayed the message "You own this Masterpiece" and thats... so true. My favorite game. Revolutionary, witty, heartpoundingly static, truly the Dark Souls of cars

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i own this. why and how. never bought it

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It was part of the bundle for Racial Justice and Equality last year, so if you bought that then that's how you got it. If you didnt... idk it probably just materialised in your library

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I did a stream of this and automatically became a Twitch celebrity. 12/10 GOTY.

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this game is amazing for 420? it needs to be 1000

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Best value you will find from any gaming service, 420 dollars for this gem is a bargain!  Game should cost significantly more, but the developer is truly generous.  There is so much replay value,  that I feel I may never play another game after this.

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Competition is tough

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the graphics and physics are so amazing... its like beamng drive but 1000 times better :)

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Goty 2020

420 dol, excelente

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absolutely phenomental. a masterpiece. a breakthrough in the field. puts other racing games to shame. 

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On the Linux version, I can't seem to get the car to honk: space does nothing. If anybody knows of a solution to this problem, that would be most appreciated: I was very much looking forward to playing this.

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did you actually buy this game? You could literally buy a ps5 for that price.

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I got it in a bundle. Really would quite like to actually play it, though - not much point in a car that can't honk.

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very cheap game

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Um excuse me I was promised no wheels racing but I am like 80% sure steering wheels are still wheels, this is false advertising please refund me my .001 cents okay thanks

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Total turn off for me. 

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art

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I can now die happy.

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Truly Amazing Game. My first race was a real nail biter but after 4 minutes and 20 seconds I humbly bowed out in 12th place. This game really is one of those "a minute to learn, a lifetime to master" things! 

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Awesome.

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Worth all 420 dollars

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MFW I actually try to play the game.

Also missed out on the opportunity to say "Dis-koala-fied" when you quit. 0/10

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How do you turn the wheel?

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just finished my race, what a game!

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TBH the price is fair

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Breathtaking.

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Incredible soft-body physics and graphics.  It puts modern racing games like Dirt Rally 2 to shame. I can't believe this is given away in the bundle, given the price tag it normally sells for.  The experience is intense, and I really appreciated being able to play without a proper steering wheel and pedals.  The online matchmaking works perfectly, and sitting on the start line your heart will be thumping as the countdown timer ticks down.  It's just a sublime experience.

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Best game of the Bundle for Racial Justice and Equality. Easy.

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This game is a masterpeice. Truly eye-opening. It asks deep questions, and has shattered my perception of reality. One of the most thought-provoking games of all time. And the gameplay is varied and challenging, but never unfair. Don't be fooled by the racing genre tag. This is a work of art in every sense of the word. Don't let the steep price tag put you off. This worth every cent of the $420 asking price.

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This Game is a Masterpiece.

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Quite the learning curve but after a spending a few hours its definetly worth the price.
honk/10

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It was honestly exactly what I expected.  10/10 Loved it.

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